Monday, December 3, 2012

Silly Stories

Sometimes I just need to laugh. Thank goodness I have a hilarious little boy and 850 students at school to make jokes for me.

Today Landon was brushing my hair away from my face. He says, "Nice hair, mommy". The he looked at me again with a puzzled expression and said, "Big head, mommy!". I'm not sure what I did to deserve that, but he's right, I do have a large noggin.

Also today, a little girl in my kindergarten class raised her hand and proudly stated, "Teacher! I found a booger. It's green." Thank you, little one, for spotting the nasty mucous and saving your fellow classmates from probable exposure.

As I'm writing this post, Landon says, "Mom, give me more, psycho man." What???

Landon calls the phone game Fruit Ninja, "Foot" Ninja.

He also calls knives "wives". That's fun when he's eating breakfast and says, "Mommy, I need to go get my wives." Oh yeah, Landon? How many are you bringing to breakfast today?

Here's a cute little video about it. Ignore my low man voice, I'm recovering from an allergic reaction.



Have a beautiful day and find something to laugh about!

Emily